Wigsadtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, awesome fairy.

Wigsadtarp created the Black Eye Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigsadtarp, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wigsadtarp, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Wigsadtarp's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Wigsadtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wigsadtarp.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not take Wigsadtarp's name in vain.

5. Never bounce near snails.
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