Yogwotflan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil fly.

Yogwotflan created a Higgs boson eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogwotflan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yogwotflan, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yogwotflan's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Yogwotflan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray moths, for they are unholy.

2. Always obey Yogwotflan's priests.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never eat green fruit.