Begveglin is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful beaver.

Begveglin created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Begveglin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Begveglin, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Begveglin's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Begveglin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Always obey Begveglin's priests.