Huddabarf is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring tapir.

Huddabarf created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Huddabarf, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Huddabarf, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Huddabarf's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Huddabarf's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Huddabarf eight times a day.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Huddabarf loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

5. Always help rats.