Popcamapp is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, resourceful donkey.

Popcamapp created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Popcamapp, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Popcamapp, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Popcamapp's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Popcamapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Popcamapp.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Never play with disobedient children.