Yamwabjam is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, flying centaur.

Yamwabjam created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamwabjam, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yamwabjam, he will try to impress you with trees.

Yamwabjam's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Yamwabjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain trousers during rituals.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always help sick voles.

4. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.