Litweerip is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever parrot.

Litweerip created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litweerip, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Litweerip, he will destroy your home planet.

Litweerip's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Litweerip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near eagles while wearing white hats and balancing eight platinum spheres on your feet.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Litweerip in the centre of the settlement.