Ciplimflap is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, amazing rat.

Ciplimflap created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ciplimflap, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ciplimflap, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Ciplimflap's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Ciplimflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Always help rats in need.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never play with disobedient children.