Cubdotbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered swallow.

Cubdotbonk created an atom six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubdotbonk, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cubdotbonk, she will cry a lot.

Cubdotbonk's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cubdotbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Otters are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about eukaryotes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Feed all hungry doves.