Ragfaslen is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, fussy faun.

Ragfaslen created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragfaslen, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ragfaslen, she will boil you in a big pot.

Ragfaslen's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Ragfaslen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never mention moths.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.