Wegjin Flatxensat is a god.

He takes the form of a large, amazing toad.

Wegjin Flatxensat created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegjin Flatxensat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wegjin Flatxensat, he will laugh at you.

Wegjin Flatxensat's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Wegjin Flatxensat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wegjin Flatxensat.

5. Do not chop down trees.