Tunbifceb is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, cheerful chinchilla.

Tunbifceb created matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunbifceb, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tunbifceb, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tunbifceb's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Tunbifceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near moths while wearing magenta hats.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Hide from indigo monkeys for they are unholy.

5. Always stare at clouds.