Tailflowad is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous dog.

Tailflowad created the planet Mars eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tailflowad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tailflowad, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Tailflowad's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Tailflowad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Hide if seven mites approach from the west.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Always pray immersed in water.