Safmadgomjat is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unfair gnu.

Safmadgomjat created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safmadgomjat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Safmadgomjat, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Safmadgomjat's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Safmadgomjat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn ants for they are unholy.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.