Cennullib Ingwikgep is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish jaguar.

Cennullib Ingwikgep created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cennullib Ingwikgep, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cennullib Ingwikgep, he will remove you from existence.

Cennullib Ingwikgep's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cennullib Ingwikgep's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine grasshopers approach from the north.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

5. Never eat green fruit.