Stafriggut is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, passionate goblin.

Stafriggut created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafriggut, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stafriggut, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Stafriggut's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Stafriggut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never leap near mice.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.