Titpoppit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm bear.

Titpoppit created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Titpoppit, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Titpoppit, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Titpoppit's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Titpoppit's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not keep eight ducks in a large pit.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Titpoppit.