Sugcathud is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented raven.

Sugcathud created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugcathud, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sugcathud, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Sugcathud's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Sugcathud's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not kill grasshopers.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.