Wadyarlsin is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, vain squirrel.

Wadyarlsin created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadyarlsin, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wadyarlsin, it will turn you into a frog.

Wadyarlsin's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Wadyarlsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

3. Always obey Wadyarlsin's priests.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never feed lots of oranges to snakes while wearing violet shoes.