Migzanhen is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, all-knowing dingo.

Migzanhen created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migzanhen, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Migzanhen, it will ignore you.

Migzanhen's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Migzanhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think about spacetime near sharks while wearing mauve hats and balancing eight iron spheres on your feet.