Danpomcet is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, overgenerous owl.

Danpomcet created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danpomcet, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Danpomcet, she will torture you forever.

Danpomcet's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Danpomcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not keep three tortoises in a large pit.

4. Do not hurt seals.

5. Do not speak about rice.