Fobxuckbus is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, idiotic dragonfly.

Fobxuckbus created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobxuckbus, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fobxuckbus, she will remove you from existence.

Fobxuckbus' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Fobxuckbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Always wear white.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.