Yamsafarn is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unjust gorilla.

Yamsafarn created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamsafarn, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yamsafarn, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yamsafarn's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Yamsafarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Erect five gold sculptures of Yamsafarn on top of important buildings.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yamsafarn.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not chop down trees.