Wanloprawhithamdun is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, quiet wyvern.

Wanloprawhithamdun created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanloprawhithamdun, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wanloprawhithamdun, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wanloprawhithamdun's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Wanloprawhithamdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Wanloprawhithamdun.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Wanloprawhithamdun in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never hurt snakes.