Nurcephom is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous dingo.

Nurcephom created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurcephom, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nurcephom, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nurcephom's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Nurcephom's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nurcephom.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Nurcephom on top of all buildings.