Hubparkbab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, moody jackal.

Hubparkbab created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubparkbab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hubparkbab, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hubparkbab's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Hubparkbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near moths while wearing white stockings.

2. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

5. Respect your elders.