Wadflisominquart is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring toad.

Wadflisominquart created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadflisominquart, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Wadflisominquart, she will turn you into a rat.

Wadflisominquart's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Wadflisominquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Always obey Wadflisominquart's priests.

5. Do not make images of living things.