Xuctettisadjabmidnak is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, awesome
yak.
Xuctettisadjabmidnak created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Xuctettisadjabmidnak, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Xuctettisadjabmidnak, he will remove you from existence.
Xuctettisadjabmidnak's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Xuctettisadjabmidnak's Holy Commandments1. Always wear mauve.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Retreat if nine snakes approach from the north.
5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.