Vedtitbest is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, fast scorpion.

Vedtitbest created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vedtitbest, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vedtitbest, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vedtitbest's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Vedtitbest's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Do not take Vedtitbest's name in vain.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. You must love Vedtitbest.