Lipmitmot is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, generous snail.

Lipmitmot created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Lipmitmot, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lipmitmot, she will turn you into a plant.

Lipmitmot's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Lipmitmot's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not speak about bread.