Bigyimcedfligflapcusshonxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthinking rhinoceros.

Bigyimcedfligflapcusshonxuck created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Bigyimcedfligflapcusshonxuck, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bigyimcedfligflapcusshonxuck, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bigyimcedfligflapcusshonxuck's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bigyimcedfligflapcusshonxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never sprint in the presence of monkeys.

5. Hide from turquoise pigs for they are unholy.