Legyargep Hubmothom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, stupid dryad.

Legyargep Hubmothom created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legyargep Hubmothom, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Legyargep Hubmothom, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Legyargep Hubmothom's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Legyargep Hubmothom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eagles.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. You must pray to Legyargep Hubmothom three times a day.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Legyargep Hubmothom on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about comets.