Jigcutarn is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent chinchilla.

Jigcutarn created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigcutarn, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jigcutarn, it will be mildly annoyed.

Jigcutarn's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Jigcutarn's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Never skip in the presence of horses.

4. Erect five titanium sculptures of Jigcutarn on top of important buildings.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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