Veggesshan Botpomdud is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciless warg.

Veggesshan Botpomdud created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veggesshan Botpomdud, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Veggesshan Botpomdud, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Veggesshan Botpomdud's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Veggesshan Botpomdud's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.