Cimdimbif is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, pitiless goose.

Cimdimbif created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimdimbif, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cimdimbif, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cimdimbif's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cimdimbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eagles.

2. Cimdimbif must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must love Cimdimbif.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not chop down trees.