Bassterhityarl is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful centaur.

Bassterhityarl created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Bassterhityarl, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bassterhityarl, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bassterhityarl's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bassterhityarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never bounce in the presence of tortoises.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Never talk about capybaras.