Tanbunged is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, calm dog.

Tanbunged created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tanbunged, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tanbunged, it will turn you into a mouse.

Tanbunged's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Tanbunged's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tanbunged.

2. Tanbunged must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tanbunged.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Do not cook food in pots.