Ominkadgemflancabwipkipyog is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, two-faced cobra.

Ominkadgemflancabwipkipyog created the universe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ominkadgemflancabwipkipyog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ominkadgemflancabwipkipyog, it will have a low opinion of you.

Ominkadgemflancabwipkipyog's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Ominkadgemflancabwipkipyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never laugh near aardvarks.

3. Never think about archaea.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Hide from cyan great tits for they are unholy.