Dontimfub is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, capable centaur.

Dontimfub created a down quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Dontimfub, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dontimfub, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dontimfub's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dontimfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick turtles.

2. Always help sick gulls.

3. Never laugh near shrews.

4. Always help foxes.

5. Do not speak about bananas.
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