Godlegjen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing tortoise.

Godlegjen created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godlegjen, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Godlegjen, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Godlegjen's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Godlegjen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near tortoises while wearing fawn ear rings and balancing five copper spheres on your hands.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Always help doves in need.