Duthitdodvegflatrowrag Labbifceb is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, bad-tempered cow.

Duthitdodvegflatrowrag Labbifceb created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Duthitdodvegflatrowrag Labbifceb, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Duthitdodvegflatrowrag Labbifceb, he will turn you into a sheep.

Duthitdodvegflatrowrag Labbifceb's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Duthitdodvegflatrowrag Labbifceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt birds.

2. Never feed wheat to voles while wearing shirts.

3. Retreat if five rats approach from the east.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Never eat bark.