Bafcissdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered gorilla.

Bafcissdiss created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafcissdiss, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bafcissdiss, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bafcissdiss' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Bafcissdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Never jump near dolphins.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never sprint in the presence of dogs.