Fobsigbud is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, witless manatee.

Fobsigbud created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobsigbud, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fobsigbud, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fobsigbud's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fobsigbud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant black sculpture of Fobsigbud in the centre of the settlement.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. You must love Fobsigbud.