Damrillgep is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, conceited troll.

Damrillgep created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damrillgep, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Damrillgep, it will not care.

Damrillgep's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Damrillgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always look after injured tapirs.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near mites while wearing gray ear rings.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.