Cinvog is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, merciful wombat.

Cinvog created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinvog, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cinvog, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cinvog's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cinvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

2. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Cinvog in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never feed carrots to tapirs while wearing dresses.

4. Cinvog loves goats, so they must be honoured.

5. Never sit near birds.