Ciphinbeg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful owl.

Ciphinbeg created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ciphinbeg, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ciphinbeg, it will remove you from existence.

Ciphinbeg's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Ciphinbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near whales.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Feed all hungry swans.

5. Run away from fawn great tits, for they are unholy.
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