Bissmegvid is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever toad.

Bissmegvid created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Bissmegvid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bissmegvid, she will jump up and down on your head.

Bissmegvid's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bissmegvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never chant near shrews.

4. Bissmegvid loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Bissmegvid in the centre of the settlement.