Tabkiphug is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, charitable tapir.

Tabkiphug created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tabkiphug, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tabkiphug, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tabkiphug's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Tabkiphug's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to ants while wearing dresses.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about foxes.

5. You must love Tabkiphug.