Veg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent dove.

Veg created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Veg, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Veg, it will have a low opinion of you.

Veg's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Veg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near nematodes while wearing magenta rings and balancing five iron spheres on your hands.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Veg on top of all buildings.