Bugkapgub is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, clever hedgehog.

Bugkapgub created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Bugkapgub, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bugkapgub, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bugkapgub's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bugkapgub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Bugkapgub on top of all buildings.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Bugkapgub must be the most important thing in your life.