Xengubwab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, confident yak.

Xengubwab created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xengubwab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Xengubwab, it will boil you in a big pot.

Xengubwab's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Xengubwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.